Missing College days...

Some yaadein of my college life

HERE R SOME OF D C0MM0N LINES, WHICH ARE OFTEN USED DUR!NG COLLEGE LYF...HOPE AP SB KI BHI KUCHH YAADEIN TAAZI HO JAAEIN--

1. 0N REACH!NG LATE -

¤ "kaß Shuru Hui Class ??"

¤ "Attendance Ho Gai kya
ßeyy ??"

¤ "Aß Neend Nai Khuli To Main
Kya karu ?? B0l na. . . . Kal kya padhaya tha ISNE ??"

¤ "0ye Sharma ! ek page de na !!
Aßey ek pen ßhi de saale !
nahi to likhunga kis se ??"

¤ "Koi Itni Sußah Kaise Aa Sakta
Hai ??? WO BHI ISSS KI CLASS
K LIE ??"


2. ÐUR!NG LÉCTURE -

¤ "YESS Sir !! Answer is. . .s...
s. . . .mmmm. . . . ."

¤ "SIR ! I knw d Answer Sir !!"

¤ "SAALA APNE AAP KO NEWT0N SAMAJHTA HAI !!"

¤ "Aßey lecture ko maar goli !!
Dekh Sakshi kya lag rahi hai
Aaj !!"

¤ "0Ye musammi ! Dekh jara
uski t-shrt pe kya likha hai

¤ "Us k ßagal Me Nai ßaith Sakta Tha kya Gadha !!"

¤ "Aßey q ß0re kr raha hai ! Kaha tha na chal Canteene Chalte hain !"