Bachpan ke din

Bachpan Ka ZAMANA Hota Tha,
Khush¡yon Ka KHAZANA Hota Tha,!

Chahat CHAAND Ko Paane Ki,
DiL Titly Ka DEEWANA Hota Tha,!

Rone Ki Waja Na Hoti Thi,
Hasne Ka BAHANA Hota Tha.

Khabar Na Thi Kuchh Subah Ki,
Na Shaamon Ka THiKANA Hota Tha

DAADi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,
Pariyon Ka FASANA Hota Tha

Gham Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi,
Na Zakhmon Ka PAYMANA Hota Tha

Barish Me Kaghaz Ki KASHTi
Hr Mosam SUHANA Hota Tha

Wo Khel Wo SAATHi Hote Thy
Hr R¡shta N¡BHANA Hota Tha!!!

Abhi Shadi ka pehla saal tha

अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना
थोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…

डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…

घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…

५ साल बाद……..

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…

सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…

ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…

क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे !

TANHA rehna seekh raha hoon.

TANHA rehna seekh raha hoon.
Mar ke jeena seekh raha hoon.

Mang ke paana seekh liya tha.
Paa ke khona seekh raha hoon.

Madhoshi ne bohot sataya.
ab hosh me rehna sikh raha hun.

Sikhaya tha usne baate karna.
Ab chup rehna seekh raha hun.

Sabar ko apni raah bana kar.
Kaanch pe chalna seekh raha hoon.

Khoob hasaya auron ko maine.
Khud ko hasana seekh raha hoon.

Jeeney ke hain ajeeb taqazey.
Zinda rehna seekh raha hoon.

Gam ne mujh ko bohat hai khaya.
Ab gam ko khana seekh raha hoon.

Yad me uski sadiyon tak jaga.
ab chain se sona seekh raha hun.

Dosto ko bhi bhula diya tha maine.
Dushmano ko apnana seekh raha hun.

Har bar manaya usko maine.
Ab khud ko manana seekh raha hun.

Wo gayi jo mera hath chhodkar.
ab tanha chalna seekh raha hun.

EK DIN BARISH KA..........................A SWEET COMEDY......................SENSOR BOARD HAS GIVEN.........A....CERTIFICATE

KYA GARAJ KE BARSE BADAL

JAL MAGNA HO GAYA SARA BHU-THAL

          BHIG RAHE THE HUM TO DEAR BACHNE KI LIYE AASH

          DOOR TALAK NA KOI OPTION,PAR EK PED THA PAASH

                          CHUP GAYE HUM PED KI CHAIYA KYONKI PED BADA THA GHANERA

                           TABHI ACHANAK EK KANYA KO DEKHA JO DHOONDH RAHI THI BASERA

                                     SCOOTY KO ROK WO DHEERE PAAS PED KE AAYI

                                     BHIGI TO WO PEHLE SE THI,USKO CHIK THI AAYI

USKI CHINK NE ZALIM DIL KA PANNA AISE KHOLA

HUM NA ROK SAKE KHUD KO..KAMINE MUKH NE DHIRE SE BOLA

    THODA AUR KHISAK AAO......WAHA BHIG JAOGE

    AGAR HO GAYA COLD N FEVER....DR.KO PAISE LUTAOGE

            THODA SA MUSKA KE WO THODA SA SHARMAYI

            CHAR KADAM WO MERI TARAF DHIRE DHIRE AAYI

                        BHIGA BADAN AUR GILE BAAL

                        UMAR THI USKI 17 SAAL

                             YOWAN USKA AISE KHILA THA JAISE SAMOSE MAI THUNSA AALU

                             DEKH KE USKO SHER JANGAL KA MARZI SE BAN JAYE BHAALU

 GAALO PE USKE PANI KI BUNDE PUCH RAHI THI SAWAL

 ABE KAMINE KAB TAK GHUREGA....HO JAYEGA BAWAL

            SAMNE PED KE US DEWAL PAR CHIPKA HUA THA POSTER

            NAAM FILAM KA MURDER 2 THA SERIAL KISSER THA ACTOR

                   TABHI KANYA KE MOBILE PAR AAYA EK PHONE

                   DHIRE DHIRE BAJ RAHI THI MURDER 2 KI TONE

                         KANYA NE BOLA0-JANU ...TIKET MURDER 2 KA HI LENA

                                    WARNA PICTURE DENGE CHHOR

                        SHOW SE PEHLE AA JAUNGI LAGATE HUE DOUR

DIKHNE MAI ETNI SIDHI JAISE KI MADHUBALA

PAR WO TO JAATI THI MALLIKA KI PAATHSHALA

     ROMANTIC BARISH NE KIYA BOONDO KO KAM

    ZAMNI HO GAYI GILI GAM SE...AASHMA HO GAYA NAM

         ARMANO PE LAGA KE USNE LAGA KE AAG

         KEH RAHI THI JAISE BHAAG D K BOSE BHAG

               KEHER ABHI BAAKI THA YAARO

                       BUS THODA SA LAGA THA BRAKE

               KANYA NE BOLA UNCLE

                         AAKE GADI KAR DO NA CHECK

  UNCLE NAHI BOLA THA USNE USNE DI THI GAALI

 MAN ME USKO GAALI DE KE KYA SAMJHTI S**LI

                  PHIR BHI PAROPKARI MAN NE BOLA

                                       GADI KAR DO START

                   ES TARAH KI BAATE SUNNA

                                        JIVAN KA HAI PART

     LAST ME USNE THANK YOU BOLA BINA UNCLE BOLE

     HUM NE SOCHA AKAL AA GAYI JAI HO BAM BHOLE

               WAISE TO UMAR HAMARI IMRAAN HASHMI SE BHI KAM HAI

               PAR US LADKI SE JYADA MURDER 2 KI HEROINE ME HI DUM HAI

Teri Meherbani – Your Grace (Qawwali)

My Lord, You have bestowed so much grace on me,
that I am unable to lift this heavy load.

I have come to You fully knowing
that I am not worthy of coming to You.

My strong desire for the world made me forget myself
and my lips never uttered Your name.

I am an offender and sinner;
I am not worthy of showing my face to You.

You gave me life, but I did not glorify You in life.

I am so indebted to you for Your grace,
that I am unable to repay my debt.

I know You are the supreme Provider,
yet how can I ask You for anything?

What you have given me already,
I am not able to contain.

My only desire now is to bow my head
and see You in my heart.

Oh, my Lord! Except for my heart,
I have nothing to offer You.

To realize the value of Time

To realize the value of ONE YEAR,

ask a student who has failed his final exam.

To realize the value of ONE MONTHS,

ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK,

ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of ONE DAY,

ask a daily wage laborer who has ten kids to feed.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR,

ask the lovers who are waiting to meet each other.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE,

ask a person who has missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND,

ask a person who has survived an accident.

Le Chal Muje Waha Jo Mukaam Akhri Ho

Le Chal Muje Waha Jo Mukaam Akhri Ho
Zindaagi Teri Safar Kaa Jo Anjaam Aakhri Ho

Maut Agar Hain Nasha Tutne Kaa Naam
Zindaagi Pilade Ab Tu Wo Jaam Akhri Ho

Khuda Bhii Mere Dosto Kii Tarah Bewafa Nikla
Dosto Ke Saath Mere Ye Inteqaam Akhri Ho

Mere Sher Meri Begunaahi Kaa Sabut Hain
Ya Khuda Ab Ke Qaatilon Kii Pehchhan Akhri Ho

Kashtiyon Ke Saath Yaha Saahil Bhi Dub Gaye
Ret Per Mere Kadmo Ke Nishhaa Akkhri ho..